more Christmas cheer.

"Baby, what did you get me for Christmas?"

"I'm not tellin'. But your mom knows."

"Wha? Huh? When did you tell her?"

"Uh, we spent a couple days with them last week."

"I know but when did you tell her?"

"I don't know, sometime when you weren't around. I said, 'pssst... Bev...' and I told her what I'm getting you for Christmas and she said, 'Okay, well I'll check with Don.'"

"Wha? Huh? Why did she say that?"

"I'm not telling you."

"I'm calling my mom."

"That's fine, call her. She won't tell you anything. At least she won't if she knows what's good for her."

"Did you just threaten my mommy?"

"I hope it won't come to that."