surprise!

Yesterday I decided to do a little online Christmas shopping for my husband. I found the perfect gift and was excited when the FedEx website said it would be delivered on Monday. Awesome because he will be at work and I usually get home before him and could snatch it up and pretend it was never on our little front porch. This afternoon I was laying in bed watching TV when I heard the doorbell. I couldn't answer the door because I had just taken a shower and was naked. I heard Jesse answer the door and in the back of my mind I thought, "hm. Hope that isn't the FedEx guy." and then I heard Jesse come up the stairs. He came in the room holding a little brown package and said, "What's this?" I oh so slyly grabbed it from his hands and said, "None of your damn business!" and pushed him out of the room. Normally I would be happy that a package I order online arrives the next day. In this case, not so happy. Luckily the package didn't give anything away to ruin the Christmas surprise.