things i've learned.

• If the tires on your car have little green caps covering the air holes, it isn't because the tire guy tried (but failed miserably) to match your dark green car. It is because your new tires are filled with nitrogen and you shouldn't fill them with air. If you got your new tires at Costco, they filled them with nitrogen even though they didn't bother to tell you.
• Be very careful when hitting the "reply to all" button on your email. If you choose to use this feature, choose your words wisely. It is possible that newlyweds will be included in the "all" and writing that you "thought a Vegas wedding was bad enough" will hurt their feelings. The newlyweds didn't think there was anything bad about their Vegas wedding and they will always have fond memories of it. But since the sender probably didn't mean for us to read that, I am reminding everyone to be sure to use care when replying to all.
  
• When I am feeling down, fried mushrooms and tiramisu will brighten my day.
  

Unfortunately, that is all I have learned lately.