The past couple nights I've had some really funny dreams. At least I think they are funny. And because I am writing a paper that is due this afternoon, I'm going to tell you about my dreams that I think are funny. You might not be amused at all.
Dream #1: I got my paper that I turned in last week back. The paper is worth 125 points. The professor had taken 44 points off of my paper and had written a book's worth of comments. I was bummed, but not too upset. I asked a classmate if she did okay on her paper and she said, "Yeah. She gave me three extra points so I got 128."
When I see this classmate today I might just have to punch her. I hope we get our papers back today so I can stop thinking about those damn 44 points.
Dream #2: One of my professors made us go to a comedy club for our class and Jesse was going to be doing stand-up. I didn't want anyone to know he was my husband because I was afraid they would think the professor and I had some sort of deal worked out. I had no idea what kind of deal that would be but I was sure it would be bad. But then I was excited because I wanted Jesse to meet one of my friends. So my friend and I were sitting at the bar and Jesse came over to say hi and I decided to not introduce Jesse to my friend. And then I decided I didn't need a good grade in the class and left before Jesse went on stage.
Okay. Now I can go write this stupid paper. I don't even know how many points this paper is worth. Hopefully more than 44.
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