I forgot a very funny thing that happened today. I went to get an oil change and while I was sitting in my car waiting for the oil change dudes to finish I had the following conversation with one of the oil change dudes...
oil change dude: your total is $32
me: *handed him my debit card*
oil change dude: I've worked on your car before.
me: oh. Really? *thought about telling him to fuck off because all Asians don't indeed look alike and he hadn't ever worked on my car before. But didn't actually say it because I have been to that oil change place a million times and it is quite possible he has worked on my car before*
oil change dude: you're really beautiful.
me: *gave him my best "are you kidding me???" look*
oil change dude: oh. I'm sorry. Was that offensive?
me: um. no. It would have been offensive if you said I'm really ugly.
oil change dude: well you're not. You're beautiful.
me: um. thanks. *debated whether or not to ask for a free or at least discounted air filter but decided against it because that just seems sleazy*
I think I really do say "um" that much. Maybe just to oil change dudes.
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That's really sweet. I'm not sure how he could have missed the glare off the gigantic rock on your hand, though. It's nice to have an ego boost.
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