i know nothing.

But I have opinions about everything. And because this is my blog, I will share my opinions with you.

When I was at the Jack earlier I ran into a mom with two kids several times as I searched for the Boboli. One of the kids (a boy) looked to be about 6 or 7 years old and the other (a girl) looked about 4 or 5. They were running around all crazy and screaming and chasing each other. That was annoying on its own. But what really bugged the crap out of me was the girl had a pacifier in her mouth the whole time. So many thoughts were running through my head.
Things like:

• School starts in a couple weeks and she is going to get the ever-loving crap beat out of her
• Daddy must be an orthodontist without enough patients to practice on
• Blow job queen
• Wouldn't a thumb be less embarrassing?
  
• Dirty
• She is going to be so beautiful on her wedding day. I hope they can find a bridal pacifier for her
  
• If she screams and gets in my way one more time I will ram that thing down her throat

At one point I heard the mom ask the little girl to go get the Easy Mac. The kid took the pacifier out of her mouth long enough to say "okay" as she ran down the aisle and picked out the correct box from the shelf. If a child is old enough to grocery shop, s/he is too old to have a pacifier.