what is that smell??

Oh my GOD it is me. I thought maybe the cats had peed in my closet. So I have been very careful to smell my clothes that I take out of the closet before putting them on my body. This morning I sniffed my sweater and it smelled clean. A couple years ago I couldn't smell anything thanks to Marlboro Lights. But now my sniffer works just fine. I put on my clean smelling sweater and came to work. When I took my coat off I smelled a faint cat pee odor. It's on my sweater. It must be my coat. Or my car. Or something. But now it's driving me coconuts and I might have to go home to change but I can't because I have a bunch of appointments today. Maybe I should go buy a pack of cigarettes so I can go back to not being able to smell anything. Life is so much more enjoyable that way.