This morning at team meeting I announced that I am leaving at the end of March. People actually acted like they were bummed that I'll be leaving. I hadn't prepared myself for that. I just assumed there would be celebrations because they all hate me. Everyone asks what I'll be doing when I leave. I feel kind of stupid saying, "Nothing." So I decided I need to come up with some good stories to tell. And it can't be the same story for everyone. I've started a list.
- traveling the world.
- horticulture school.
- farmer Jen.
- cake.
- learn to luge.
- knocked up.
- Jesse decided to move to a new career as a pimp and he needed a ho.
- truck driving academy.
- assistant manager of Detroit Tigers.
If you think of anything else, please let me know as soon as possible. I'd like to start spreading rumors tomorrow.
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dung beetle circus trainer
nanny for your boyfriend's kids
neighborhood watch for I.V.
Wienermobile washer
Learning to Sew for Project Runway
Supplier of roses for the Bachelor
Official Joke emailer
Black Belt in Law and Order
Parker Street Neighborhood Patrol
chicken butcherer
raising chinchillas
hydroponics
experimental sauerkraut
weight training for survivor
soap opera commentator
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