usps hates me.

A while back I won an Ebay auction for a Pampered Chef Cookie Press. I kind of forgot about it but then realized that it should have been delivered while I was in Maine. When I got home it hadn't arrived and there weren't any notices from the post office that they tried to deliver it. I looked online and it said that two notices were delivered and that they would send it back if they didn't hear from me. And it said the notices were delivered on December 19 and December 25. I was still home on the 19th and didn't get a notice. And I know they didn't deliver a notice on Christmas. What a bunch of liars. I called the post office, explained what happened and asked if they could tell me if they still had the package or if they sent it back. I offered to give them the tracking number, thinking that would be helpful. Nope, she wanted my name. I told her and she put me on hold. When she came back she said they do have the package but I need the notice to pick it up. I reminded her that I don't have a notice. She said I could probably pick it up but I better bring I.D. Gee. Thanks. I asked if they could hold it until tomorrow morning and she said I better get there as soon as I can so they don't send it back. Whatever. Sounds like a good reason to leave work early!