Wednesday, January 11, 2006
cat pee.
There is nothing more disgusting than the smell of cat pee. Yuck. Barbaro Garbey had a urinary tract infection and we had to shove pills down her throat every day. We found out she had a urinary tract infection because the little bastard climbed in a suitcase and peed. We have to take another pee sample in to the vet to make sure she doesn't still have an infection but she is not cooperating. To get the pee we lock her in a room with food and water and an empty litter box. The first two times it took 20 minutes for her to go pee in the empty box. Last night we waited for 4 hours and the night before we waited for 3 hours. She didn't pee. This morning I smell cat pee. I think I'm hallucinating. I took off my sweatshirt and smelled all over it and looked for pee stains. Nothing. I took off my t-shirt and didn't find anything. Looked all over my jeans and couldn't find anything. I have no idea where this smell is coming from and I am paranoid that I smell like the cat lady. I didn't smell it in the car or at home, just when I got to my office. There aren't any cats here! I just want to go home where there are cats but it doesn't smell like pee!!
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I agree that feline urine is one of the most offensive odors I can think of. I hope you don't become "that cat pee lady." Because that would definitely ruin your reputation as "that lady who kicks puppies."
someone has been spreading rumors about me. i'm NOT 'that lady who kicks puppies.' i AM 'that lady who kicks babies.' i wish people would get it right. geeez.
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