apology

I'm thinking of sticking an apology letter in my mailbox. Maybe when I called and ratted out my lazy ass mail carrier she got in trouble. Now she is in retaliation mode and stole my People magazine. I don't know for sure that she stole it. But it's the only thing I can figure out. Here's a little timeline of events:
Wednesday - she sucks and doesn't deliver my package (teehee) in the proper manner. I call and bitch.
Friday - my People magazine doesn't show up like it's supposed to.

See? It all makes sense. Little does she know, I have this thing called the 'internet' at work and I contacted People magazine to tell them I didn't receive the last one and they will send out a new one right away. She will not win!!

So. That apology letter that I was thinking of writing. I changed my mind.