Funny stuff from the village:
"From Tuesday and overnight:
--blue Chevy pick-up, 9***47, older model, beat up, homemade non-glossy paint on the trunk, parked on the south side of Goethe bet. Burns/Iroquois, partly on the grass, two occupants
--green Subaru,1***83, parked on the south side of Goethe bet. Seminole/Maxwell, stolen, VIN **********blahblahblah"
Then today this was sent:
"Friends:
The green Subaru listed in S****'s note is not stolen. To my knowledge, it has never been stolen. It is our car, we drive it every single day, and it is registered to me. Yes, it was parked on the southside of Goethe -- right next to our garage, because the garage door is broken. And last night it was parked on Seminole -- right in front of our house -- for the same reason. I realize it is a bit beat up, but it is what we have. As soon as we can get the door fixed, we will put it away, but in the meantime, we need it to get to work every day."
I can't believe she was kind enough to address the list as "friends". I would have started the note with, "Assholes:" But that's just me.
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2 comments:
That is THE best thing I've ever seen you post from that particular group of people. I think it would be fun to post descriptions of the IV people doing stuff. "Uptight white male wearing khaki shorts, black socks and buttoned up polo shirt seen in the area of XYZ street with binoculars. It appears that he is collecting personal and confidential information about innocent people for the purpose of dehumanizing them on an email discussion list. Perhaps we should organize a parade to get him to stop."
you are awesome! we should figure out a way to get you on the list. i don't think it would be very difficult.
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