human waste

The latest email from the village:

"GREEN DODGE CARAVAN 4 BLACK MALES INSIDE PLATE XXX-XXXX, THEY WERE CASING MY GARAGE TODAY AND EVERY OTHER GARAGE ON THE BVLOCK. WORDS WERE EXCHANGED AND THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED ITS BEEN HOURS AND THEY HAVE NOT COME, 7TH PRECINCT IS AWARE ADN WE HAVE ASKED FOR AN EXTRA WATCH. DSS IS AWARE.
ALSO TWO NIGHTS AGO SOMEONE TRIED TO BREAK INTO M**** W****'S BACKDOOR AT 2:30AM.
LAST, WE HAVE BEEN APPROACHED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST WEEK BY PANHANDLERS OR OTHER HUMAN WASTE LOOKING FOR MONEY OR A LOOK INTO THE HOUSE. WATCH OUT AND KEEP A SHARP EYE THEY ARE WATCHING ALL OF US."

I want to go punch this person right now.