i forgot

One of the most important lessons from my Conspiracy Theory 101 class is that there are missiles stored under Grant Park in Chicago. Twice a year, at 2AM, the ground opens up and the missiles come out to be charged.

The professor is not teaching these lessons. Most come from a couple people in the class. But the professor doesn't say anything to stop the nonsense and apparently doesn't know enough to ask probing questions. I would take it upon myself but I do not wish to be the person in the class that everyone hates because I know more than them. I'd rather be stealth about knowing more than them. Also, if I say something, maybe they will stop sharing their wealths of knowledge and I won't have anything to blog about.

My professor did tell us that bad things are about to happen in Detroit because of the All-Star Game in July and the SuperBowl in February. He said that anytime you have really poor people (citizens of Detroit) mixed with really rich people (sports fans who can afford tickets), madness and mayhem will break out. According to him, the prostitutes are already preparing for the All-Star crowds. He did not, however, go into detail as to how they are preparing. Maybe I will ask him tomorrow. I have to be careful because I would like to get a good grade in this class and I think I am already not his favorite person.