dirt.

My coworker went to pick up her lunch today and ran into her daughter's neighbor. Apparently he had some woman hanging all over him and lovin' on him...and the woman wasn't his wife. My coworker said she just looked away and tried to not make eye contact. She is pretty sure he saw her.

I have an acquaintance that I have some dirt on. It's all very strange because I think she knows that I know the dirt. I think she acts differently around me, and maybe avoids me because she knows I know. It would be so nice if I could just tell her that I know and reassure her that I would never tell on her. But if she doesn't know that I know, I don't want to tell her that I know. It would be very embarrassing for her. And even though she is just an acquaintance, I don't want to do that to her.

I don't know how people have affairs. First of all, their time management skills must be amazing. I don't ever want to cheat on Jesse. But if I did, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to because I don't have time. Second, Ypsilanti isn't that big. I guess that's why my coworker ran into her daughter's neighbor and his "friend." And having an affair with someone in another city is just too difficult. It goes back to that time management thing. No time for an affair, definitely no time to commute to an affair. But really, I don't want to cheat on Jesse. And without a personal assistant to schedule an affair into my day/week/month/year, it's not going to happen.