Sometimes I think things are funny and they probably aren't. But I'll share them with you anyway...

News from the village:

--white Nissan Altima, beat up, puttering noise, east onLafayette, south on Seminole slowly, west on Jefferson (that makes a complete circle)

OOOOO a complete circle. That can't be good.
Here's another:

TJ reports a suspicious person on Parker and Lafayette. Black male, 6' or more, with Michigan sweatshirt and black baggy pants. Tj noted that his hood was up, and when TJ passed, the man would quickly turn his head away. TJ stopped on Parker for a moment, and the man went west on Lafayette at a more rapid pace. TJ is sure he is up to no good.

I think if someone was stalking me, I might walk a little faster too. Would that make me up to no good? Maybe. Oh wait, I'm not a black male.