i suck at blogging.

Blogging has become a pain in the ass. I keep thinking of all these things I need to write but then I forget. I suck.

Joanna sent me a link to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile for a day. Part of the contest is to write a 100 word essay on how you would use the Wienermobile for the day. I'm at a loss. I can't fit all of my plans into 100 words. And do you think they'll care if hookers are part of my plans? I need to think about this...

Yesterday my bathing suit came in the mail...again. I returned the last one because I decided I did not want to look like I belonged in the "Ooops I crapped my pants!" advertisement. So I tried this one on and it fits better but now it's a little more "form fitting" than I would like. It's not disgusting, but I'm not really comfortable in anything that is tighter than an XL tshirt. My new plan is to try it on every night before bedtime and that will motivate me to get my lazy ass out of bed in the morning and get on the treadmill. It worked last night. Oh. That and the birds were sooooo loud this morning. I hate nature so I moved to Detroit. I swear I read on the brochure that there is no nature in Detroit.

I don't really hate nature. Only at certain times. Like at 5:50AM when I am trying to sleep. Or when I am trying to canoe and the rushing water makes my canoe flip over and I fall into the icy cold spring fed Pine River.

My friend, Phil, is going to be writing the newsletter for an agency I used to work for. He said he is going to be writing some updates on staff that aren't with the agency anymore and asked if he could include my blog. I told him no. I'm sure I'll have mean things to say about those assholes at some point and don't want to have to worry that I'll hurt someone's feelings. I'll still say the mean things, but it's much more fun when I don't have that cloud of guilt hanging over my head. Yeah. I tried that "being nice" thing and it wasn't working out so well for me. So I'm back to being bitchy and mean. No wonder I don't have many friends...