I am going to a birthday party tonight. I haven't found a gift to give yet. Once upon a time I was really good about sending cards and gifts at the appropriate time. Now I'm not so good. My "nieces and nephews" in Grand Rapids have not received their gifts because they are in various places at my house. Their cards are sitting on the island in the kitchen. What is wrong with me? I guess I could make lots of excuses but it really just comes down to the fact that I suck. Oh shit. I just remembered Mother's Day is on Sunday and I'm going to my parents' house for dinner.