Thursday, May 19, 2005

grand rapids is stalking me.

Tonight when I got home there was a piece of mail for me from the Grand Rapids Treasurer. It had my Parker St. address on it so I thought maybe they were going to ask for tax money that I owe or something. I was wrong. The Grand Rapids Treasurer sent me a notice that I owe $60 for two parking tickets I received in 8/01 and 10/01. If I do not pay the $60, they may issue a bench warrant for my arrest. Guess I'll take my chances. Joanna, Erica, John, whoever else that might be reading in Kent County, will you be so kind as to set aside some money to bail me out of the slammer if need be next time I visit? Thank you!!

I knew I moved from Grand Rapids for a reason...

1 comment:

Joanna said...

Does that mean you are now a fugitive?

Is there a reward for your capture?

Do you have to be brought in alive?