This email from the village is lovely...

From Overnight:
--young white female, sleeping in a vehicle parked on St. Paul betweenSeminole and Iroquois, obvious signs of drinking and vomiting3:00 a.m.

I'm wondering if the person that saw this young white female bothered to check to make sure she wasn't dead from alcohol poisoning or hadn't had a seizure or something.

One of my professors told us a story about some cops that arrested a man they saw leaving a bar at the end of the night. They arrested him because he got in his car, started to drive out of the parking lot and then he slumped over the steering wheel. The officers could smell beer so they assumed he was drunk. They took him back to the precinct and threw him in the drunk tank. Too bad they were wrong. Sure the guy had a couple beers that night but he wasn't drunk. He slumped over the steering wheel because he had a massive heart attack. He died while in the drunk tank.

By the way, I think this is the first email I have seen about a white person.