paper cut.

This morning on my way to work I reached in my bag to get my sunglasses and got a big ol' paper cut on my pinky. It is one of the largest paper cuts known to humans and it hurts like hell. Unfortunately it is right on the tip of my pinky so typing is painful. You're lucky I'm blogging at all.

Maybe not.

Before the paper cut, Jesse took a shower and told me the water pressure sucked. I figured he broke something but apparently the city is breaking.

Then after the paper cut I went to Quizno's for lunch. It's the first time I have been there since their advertising has driven me crazy. I won't return because Curtis, the sandwich artist (or are those just at Subway?), sucked. He wasn't friendly. He took his time. And the italian dressing he put on my sandwich makes my pinky sting. Asshole.