According to today's Detroit News/Free Press, if someone steals my car after April 1st, the Detroit Police Department is requiring me to go to the precinct where my car is stolen to file a report. That's right. I won't be able to call them to report the crime. I must take my no-car-having-because-someone-stole-it ass to the precinct to file a report because some assholes have previously made phone calls falsely reporting auto thefts. And I won't be taking the bus to the precinct because I will have to wait a long time...or the bus won't come at all because the route was cut.
Lucky for me, I have a very good security system on my car. That's right. I drive a stick shift. And I am convinced car-stealing-thugs can't drive stick shifts. If you happen to know that I am very wrong, please inform me immediately and I will go out and purchase The Club or something. For now, I am going to program the phone number of a cab company into my cell phone, put an emergency $20 in my shoe for said cab, and print a map of the police precincts to put in my purse just in case someone helps themselves to my car.
I love this city!!
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Perhaps you should damage your vehicle in some way so it will be less tempting for thieves.
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