alert! alert!!

Please read the following Indian Village update. It is very important.

"A** S**** reports two husky black males near Mack. One is carrying a green shower curtain rod much like the one they found after a break=in at their home. The other has a grey and red back-pack. Could be nothing, but when she saw the shower curtain rod she became concerned.
J***"

Is this funny to anyone besides me?