I just wrote a really funny blog. Then I did something and it is gone. I'm pissed and am going to do the short version of the stupid thing. And I'm not going to try anything fancy because that just leads to no good.
So here's an email that came in this morning...
Just in from TJ:Black male, gray coat, gray sweats, carrying black garbage bag, moving through IV. Police saw him on the way to check out an alarm and they told TJ he looked suspicious. TJ will keep an eye out - police may go look for him.
TJ is the guy who works for the security company. He drives around the neighborhood looking for black men carrying garbage bags. Most of the "suspicious people" walking around Indian Village just happen to be African American. This is no surprise since 81% of the city is African American. And there is no fence around Indian Village or a gate to get in. It's just a neighborhood in the city. The other thing I noticed is that the suspicious people are mostly just walking down the street. One night Jesse and I saw a white woman on the corner talking on a cell phone. I almost posted to the list that I saw a suspicious white woman on the corner of Agnes and Iroquois. I didn't do it because I knew they wouldn't take me seriously, nobody ever posts white people looking suspicious. I was also afraid they would know I was mocking them and would kick me off the list and that would take away my fun.
I apologize for my shitty grammar.
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I saw someone suspiciously driving slowly up my street in a white truck but it was just the mailman.
Then later there were some suspicious men with a truck picking things up at people's houses but it was just the garbage truck.
I'm glad I didn't call the cops on them.....
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