i'm home

Did you ever notice that when there isn't a toilet around, you have to pee all the time really badly? I got home and ran straight to the bathroom. Lifted the seat. And there were two poops floating in the toilet. Hmmm...I did not poop at home this morning. I pooped at work. That's probably why the toilet there stopped working. HAHAHAAAAA. Gross.

On the way home I was thinking about why this blog just isn't funny. I still haven't figured it out. I wondered if maybe I am just not funny. But that can't be! Jesse says I'm funny! But maybe he's just trying to get in my pants. But that can't be! I decided that maybe it is because I am feeling like I have to filter shit. When I'm with Jesse I really don't have a filter. But here, I have to be careful about what I write. Even though I know Joanna and Jesse are the only ones reading, what if someone else reads and I just wrote something really mean (but funny) about them? I'd feel bad. I think. So then I decided something doesn't have to be mean to be funny. I'll just have to figure out how that works. Or use code names. Yeah, that's it... and if it still isn't funny, I'll think of another excuse.