Wednesday, January 12, 2005

dear mr. selleck,

I just want to apologize for mistakenly writing that you drove a lamborghini. What was I thinking? I want you to know that when I was in Hawaii for three days in high school I went looking for Robin's Nest but I did not have a car to drive so did not get very far. Don't worry, there aren't any other times I attempted to stalk you. Please come to the auto show and kick Tony Danza's ass. I do hate him. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Sincerely,
concerned citizen

1 comment:

Joanna said...

I can see how someone (Stellarview) who seems to be a bit too much like Tony on "Who's the Boss" would be defending Tony Danza. You don't see me going around beating up thugs to defend the honor of Martha Stewart, even though I'm a better cook and house keeper than her. When she gets out of the clink, then she'll see who is better! ME! Me! Me!