I recently read that you will be at the International Auto Show this weekend. As a citizen of this fine city, I must ask you to please not come here. This city has gone through enough pain and suffering since the 1967 riots. I do not understand why you feel the need to mock us with your presence. Have you ever driven a cool car on film? I seem to remember some sort of van on Who's the Boss. You should step aside and let Tom Selleck come instead. He at least drove a Lamborghini. Yes, I know it wasn't his. But not only did he have a kick ass ride, he was a true Detroit fan as shown by the Tiger baseball cap on his noggin. Anyway, I'm not sure who invited you or how this happened. I'm pretty sure it was all just a mistake or a triple dog dare or something. You don't have to come. We have enough to be embarrassed about. Just look at Indian Village.
Sincerely,
a concerned citizen
p.s. if you do come, can you please bring a salt truck or a snow plow or some fresh produce?
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I feel that Mr. Danza is shamelessly plugging his daytime talk show to all the overworked housewives who will surely be at the auto show.
Tony Danza is awesome. You have no right to deny his greatness. Are you the Boss? No, you're not... Its Tony Danza!
You have a blog, but no talk show.
What's your beef anyway, are you some kind of Danzaphobe?
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